Far Cough 8:03 Fri Jul 5
"Is it Safe?"
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One of the best lines ever delivered in movie history.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
"You think I'm funny?
Which one's do you think are worthy of a mention?
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Too Much Too Young
1:13 Sat Jul 13
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Vincenzo Coccotti: What we are doing is having a game show and tell. You aren't telling me anything, but you're showing me everything.
True Romance
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Boycie
12:23 Sat Jul 13
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My name is a alotta vagina
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northbankboy68
11:21 Fri Jul 12
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Blessed are the cheesemakers
What have the Romans ever done for us
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geoffpikey
10:04 Fri Jul 12
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Possibly true, Mad Dog.. But my Dutch friend, Derek, found it hilarious... Kept quoting it for too long. it just got stuck in my mind. Haven't watched the film since it came out.
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Far Cough
10:01 Fri Jul 12
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The prison scene was fucking hilarious
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Far Cough
10:00 Fri Jul 12
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I loved Goldmember, I thought it was the best of the three
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Mad Dog
9:50 Fri Jul 12
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That was the only funny bit in the film
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geoffpikey
9:09 Fri Jul 12
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"There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures...and the Dutch."
Michael Caine in "Goldmember"
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Mad Dog
8:42 Fri Jul 12
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I Know You Gentlemen Have Been Through A Lot, But When You Find The Time, I’d Rather Not Spend The Rest Of This Winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!
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Mad Dog
8:34 Fri Jul 12
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
And I'm all of of bubblegum
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ironsofcanada
7:57 Fri Jul 12
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“As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.”
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w4hammer
7:30 Fri Jul 12
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...I've treated you well, even when you was out of order, right? Well now there's been an eruption. It's like f***in' Belfast on a bad night. One of my closest friends is lyin' out there in the freezer. And believe me, all of you, nobody goes home until I find out who done it, and why.
FUCKING BRILLIANT
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Far Cough
7:21 Fri Jul 12
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Here's a great from (Chief) Inspector Clouseau:
Clouseau:
Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders!
Cato:
What good will that do?
Clouseau:
Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!
Simple yet utterly brilliant
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Far Cough
6:20 Thu Jul 11
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"My greedy little yellow pimp"
Inspector* Clouseau in Revenge of the Pink Panther
Chief Inspector*
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Too Much Too Young
9:50 Thu Jul 11
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And how long have you been a robber?
4'6".
Time Bandits.
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jack flash
9:39 Thu Jul 11
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Think you used enough dynamite there Butch? (Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid)
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! (The Italian Job)
Pretty much the same one liner
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147man
1:22 Wed Jul 10
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It's routine. Business as usual: in, out, hello, good-bye.
And that's all there is to it.
Just another fat fuck walkin' out of the casino with a suitcase.
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147man
1:17 Wed Jul 10
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"When you put your hand, into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friend's face...you'll know what to do."
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SUM A DING WONG
11:45 Wed Jul 10
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How tall are you, Private?!
Sir, 5 foot 9, sir.
5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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